my dick has a lot in common with the sun
no one will ever touch it
it’s dangerous to look directly at
i want it to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me
the light at the end of a dark tunnel
(via swagchat)
one time my school hosted a laser tag tournament and so me and my friends went and we were owning the place until we realized one of our friends was missing. we found him building a baracade out of benches and plants at the top of the stairwell and whenever anyone approached he’d shoot at them and yell “DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING???”
(via the-cactus-in-the-valley)
