chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
→ Tagged #adult #quote

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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"Sometimes, I sit alone under the stars
and think of the galaxies inside my
heart, and truly wonder if anyone will
ever want to make sense of all that
I am."
— Christopher Poindexter (via psych-facts)

thecolorsofeveningstars:

owlcitytweets:

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Casually bringing this back!

tumbl-r01:

•Reblog for a 200 word ask•

→ Tagged #reblog

WHY DON’T I HAVE ANY PICTURES OF ME THAT I LIKE?

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

WLT